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东风襄樊医院割包皮枣阳妇幼保健院做流产多少钱英语日常口语 22:Christmas lunch本单元是关于圣诞节午宴的对话Alice: OK, who's for turkey and all the trimmings? All: Me!Helen: Let's pull the crackers first! Michal pull one with me. Alice, you pull one with Tim. Tim: OK, here goes! Helen: I won!Tim: Ah so did I! Michal: What did you get? Helen: A hat, a key-ring and a joke. Are you y? OK "What do you get if you cross a stereo with a refrigerator?"All: We don't know!Helen: "Cool music!"Tim: Ha ha very funny! Right, y for another one? "What did one dolphin say to the other one?"All: We don't know!Tim: "You did that on porpoise!" All: Awh! Merry Christmas!Vocabulary:a cracker (n): a small paper tube which is pulled from each end by two people at Christmas time. It makes a sharp bang when it is pulled and inside there is a small prize and usually a paper hat and a joke written on a small piece of paper to cross (v): to mix or blend something together to crack someone up (v, informal): to make someone laugh to look sharp (v, informal, to talk about someone's clothes): to look good, stylish or fashionable frostbite (n): injury to skin and tissue from being in freezing temperatures本单元的语言点是笑话幽默,英语中的笑话幽默有时和汉语不太一样,看看下面两种 'Cross' 和 Knock Knock'笑话。'Cross' jokesWhat do you get if you cross a stereo with a refrigerator?Cool MusicIn these jokes two things that we can't or don't usually mix together (for example, a stereo and a refrigerator) are mixed. The result is the punch-line (the part of the joke that makes us laugh) in this case, 'cool music'. These jokes also depend on the result having two meanings, a usual meaning and an unusual (or joke) meaning. 'Cool music' usually means 'music that's fashionable' but cool also means 'of cold temperature'. What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?A woolly jumper. (We get wool from sheep and kangaroos jump a lot. 'Jumper' has two meanings ?the usual meaning is a 'sweater made of wool'. The unusual or joke meaning here is to describe 'someone or something that jumps'.)What do you get if you cross a dog with a computer?A computer with lots of bites.(Dogs often bite. Computers have bytes. 'Bite' and 'byte' sound similar.)‘Knock Knock' jokesA: Knock, knock. B: Who's there?A: LettuceB: Lettuce who?A: Lettuce in. It's cold out here!These jokes involve two people ?A and B. A knocks on B's door because A wants to go into B's house. B asks A to say who s/he is. A says her/his first or given name. B asks for the A's second or family name. A gives more information and this final line is the punch-line. The humour of these jokes is that the words in the final two lines sound similar, for example, 'lettuce' and 'let us'. A: Knock, knock.B: Who's there?A: Sam and JanetB: Sam and Janet who?A: Sam and Janet evening!('Sam and Janet' and 'Some enchanted' sound similar. Also, 'Some enchanted Evening' is the first line of a well-known song.)What did one _____ say to the other _____? JokesWhat did one dolphin say to the other dolphin?You did that on porpoise. In these two-line jokes, two things that don't usually speak (animals or things) talk to each other. These jokes depend on the second line of the joke being a pun (a funny use of a word that has two meanings or of different words that sound the same but mean different things).For example, 'porpoise' and 'purpose' sound similar. And saying 'You did that on purpose' is a fixed phrase we can use to blame someone for something they did wrong. What did one elevator say to the other elevator?I think I'm coming down with something!(A lift can 'come down with something' - usually people from one floor of a building to another - but 'come down with something' also means 'feel sick or ill'.) What did one hurricane say to the other hurricane?I've got my eye on you.(The centre of a hurricane is called 'the eye' but to 'have your eye on someone' means that you fancy them or like them in a romantic or sexual way.) /200707/15996襄阳市医治生殖器疱疹价格 71 Magazine Words Fashion sports computer colourful weekly monthly glossy agony aunt article coupon/voucher ership subscription Phrases Flick through a magazine Take a personality test Hobbies and interests Special gift Be published monthly Have glossy pages Reader’s letters Soft advertising Give helpful tips/advice Target women aged 20-30 Target audience Advice column Beginner A; do you often buy magazines? B: I buy a computer magazine every month. It keeps me up-to date with all the latest developments. A; why don’t you find the information on the internet instead? B: sometimes it takes too long to find the exact information you are looking for. Besides, I like to a magazine in a coffee bar sometimes. A: do you have an online edition of that magazine? B: yes, they do. But you can only access all the articles if you have a subscription. A; do you have a subscription? B; yes, I do. The magazine arrives by post at the beginning of each month. Do you every buy magazines? A: I only buy them if they look particularly interesting. I don’t buy any regularly. Intermediate A: I see you have bought the latest co[y of “beauty and fashion”. Are there any interesting articles in it? B; there’s an interesting interview with a top fashion designer about the latest fashions. I enjoyed ing her thought. The “which?” section is very interesting this month. They tested facial cleaners. The article recommends “all clear” for effectiveness and price. A: I like to take the tests that they print in this magazine. B: which tests do you mean? A: you know. Tests like ”how jealous are you?” and “are you a fashion victim?” B: oh, I see. I like to do those tests, too, but I don’t take them serciously. A; of course not, but sometimes the results make you think about yourself and what you do. According to the jealousy test, I’m quite a jealous type of person. Perhaps I need to control my jealousy. B; you’re right. It’s sometimes hard to tell which pages are advertisement and which ones are articles. /200705/13742But it doesnt have to end there.而这个过程可以实现永无止境。This is really exciting.这是令人非常激动的。According to Herodotus, after 18 years the famine wasnt getting better,so the king decided they would play one final dice game.据希罗多德所着,在18年后大饥荒没有任何改善、变好的迹象,因此,国王决定全国人玩最后一次骰子游戏。They divided the entire kingdom in half.他把全国人平均分成两组。They played one dice game,and the winners of that game got to go on an epic adventure.他们一起玩一场骰子游戏,游戏的胜利一方将会踏上冒险的远征行程。They would leave Lydia,and they would go out in search of a new place to live,leaving behind just enough people to survive on the resources that were available,and hopefully to take their civilization somewhere else where they could thrive.他们将会离开Lydia,去寻找一个新地方居住,留下来的人则可以用现存的资源度过饥荒,离开的人则肩负着传播、兴旺文明的重担。Now, this sounds crazy, right?这听起来很疯狂,难道不是吗?But recently, DNA evidence has shown that the Etruscans,who then led to the Roman Empire,actually share the same DNA as the ancient Lydians.不过,最近DNA据显示罗马帝国的祖先—伊楚利亚人和古利迪亚人拥有相同的基因。And so, recently, scientists have suggested that Herodotuscrazy story is actually true.最近科学家们发现,希罗多德的疯狂故事在历史上确有其事。And geologists have found evidence of a global cooling that lasted for nearly 20 years that could have explained the famine.地质学家也寻找到了据表明地球上曾经有过长达20年的全球降温,这就可以解释这次大饥荒的由来了。So, this crazy story might be true.因此,这个看似疯狂的故事兴许是真的。They might have actually saved their culture by playing games,escaping to games for 18 years,and then been so inspired,and knew so much about how to come together with games,that they actually saved the entire civilization that way.他们通过玩游戏保留了他们的文化,并且在游戏中躲避现实长达18年最终得以流传下来,他们早就参悟出了如何通过游戏把人聚到一起,也正是通过这种方式拯救了整个文明。Okay, we can do that.我们也可以通过这种方式做到。Weve been playing Warcraft since 1994.人们从1994年开始就在玩魔兽了。That was the first real-time strategy game from the World of Warcraft series. That was 16 years ago.这是魔兽世界系列里的第一款实时的战略游戏,而这就是16年前的事情。They played dice games for 18 years,weve been playing Warcraft for 16 years.古人玩骰子游戏长达18年,我们则玩魔兽16年。I say we are y for our own epic game.所以我断言,我们已经准备好去接受一个能改变我们生活的游戏了。Now, they had half the civilization go off in search of a new world,so thats where I get my 21 billion hours a week of game-play from.古人通过所掌握的二分之一的文明去寻找新世界,而我们现在则有每周长达210亿小时的玩游戏时间。201606/449391老河口市妇幼保健院中医院不孕不育怎么样

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