The Bamboo 竹子 --6 :59:0 来源： 竹子The Bamboo Bammboo grows up straight and thin, with branches at the top. It has long leaves. It looks like a tree, but it is really a kind of grass. There are more than five hundred kinds of bamboo in the world. Some grow over ten meters tall. Some are only a few inches tall. Bamboo grows best in warm and wet places. The long stem of bamboo is hollow. They are light and strong. People use them to build houses and bridges. Bamboo is also made into paper. People like to eat them. Do you like bamboo?竹子长得又直又细，顶部有枝条，叶子修长它像一棵树，但实际上是一种草世界上有500多种竹子，有的高达多米长，有的只有几寸高竹子最适合长在温暖和潮湿的地方竹子长长的茎是空的，它们很轻很结实人们用它们来建房子和搭桥竹子也能用于造纸人们很爱吃竹子你喜欢竹子吗？
A stupid woman --19 ::5 来源： Rose wanted a job when she was seventeen. It was not difficult to find a job then in the country. One day Rose was looking a job. She went to many offices but she didn’t like any of them. When she went into one of the offices, she saw a board: This office needs a typist. Rose was excited. She went to the manager’s office. The manager was writing something . Rose knocked at the door. The manager raised his head: “ Do you need a typist?” asked Rose. “Yes!” the manager said. Rose jumped up and clapped her hands. She couldn’t help saying: “ ok! I will take this job. How much will you pay me?” the manager thought a few seconds and said: “I will pay you twenty-seven dollars in the first three months. Then I will pay you thirty dollars.” Rose smiled and answered: “Great, I will come and work here three months later .” The manager frowned and he was speechless.
老友记中英文字幕全季 --7 19:3: 来源： 老友记中英文字幕全季下载地址第1季第1集 莫妮卡的新男友01 The One Where Monica Gets a New Roommate (The Pilot-The Uncut Version)[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there.]Monica: There's nothing to tell! He's just some guy I work with!没什么好说的！他不过是我的同事！Joey: Come on, you're going out with the guy! There's gotta be something wrong with him!少来了，你和那个人一起出去！拜托，和你交往的男人一定有问题！Chandler: All right Joey, be nice. So does he have a hump? A hump and a hairpiece?打住，乔伊，嘴下留德他驼背？既驼背又带假发？Phoebe: Wait, does he eat chalk?慢着，他吃粉笔吗？(They all stare, bemused.)Phoebe: Just, 'cause, I don't want her to go through what I went through with Carl- oh!我只是不想你重蹈我和卡尔的覆辙Monica: Okay, everybody relax. This is not even a date. It's just two people going out to dinner and- not having sex.各位别急，这不算约会我们不过是出去吃晚餐，而且不做爱Chandler: Sounds like a date to me.听起来好像是说我的约会[Time Lapse]Chandler: Alright, so I'm back in high school, I'm standing in the middle of the cafeteria, and I realize I am totally naked.记得中学时代的梦，我站在自助餐厅，突然发现自己全身All: Oh, yeah. Had that dream.我做过那样的梦 老友记中英文字幕